Cats grrrr

I swear my cat is trying to kill me today.

He keeps wrapping around my feet as I am trying to walk, lying on the stairs and now jumping on my head.

Oh, and he has turned the computer off twice, chewed the wire to the rooter (thankfully my father has spares of almost everything computer related), brought home a mouse (the animal kind), and ran out the front window and across the road with a pair of my knickers I was sorting out to put in the wash. They were dirty and old, totally non-sexy ones, I am wearing pads at the moment, so need comfy ones that hold them in. NOT for the whole street to see.