Hi All,
Been ages what with one thing and another, sort of been a little in hibernation, consequently house in bit of a mess. However I'm jolted into abit of housekeeping as my Mum is visiting tomorrow. So suddenly everything looks kind of bad. So thought I would at least sort out my fridge. Didn't realise how bad it was till I saw through my mothers eyes:
Non food items: 90% of fridge
HP sauce
Marmite
Marmite (empty jar)
Half used maramalade with lots of crumbs in
Ice Pack
Maple syrup
Jar of pickled onions (1 left)
Beer
Food items: non edible 10%
1 Pint milk- out of date 1 week
1 Pint milk- out of date 2 days
4 Eggs- out of date- got to be ages!
Food items:
Flora!!!!!!!!!!
Ewk not very exciting eh? What can I make with flora?
Note to self fridge is for FOOD! I'm sure you all have far better housekeeping routines than me.
8 comments:
Drink the beer, then you won't care what mum thinks ;-)
flora on the pickle egg covered in maple syrup and washed down with some beer
Wednesday Addams, I have been drunk many a times and still cared what me mom thinks lol
oh my mum is used to us by now - she often comes to visit and when she leave the grill, microwave and fridge all look a lot better for her visit lol
Pickled onion?! Gross! The rest doesn't sound too bad. ;-)
nevermind what was in it, how did it smell?
Why don't you put everything in a bowl and mix it up.. you might be inventing something!
Probably something toxic see see lol
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